Last night was pretty surreal. Had dinner with friends at shakey’s when the funniest thing happened.
So there we were, all five of us talking about the week that was and why eunice was scraping the cheese off her pizza. Then we remembered she was lactose intolerant. Ohhh.
We were having a great time kidding around until something stunk. Dry spell. Someone farted and we suspected it came from the guy eating mojos next to our table. The following lines were particularly hilarious:
Kris: something stinks.
Ralph: naamoy mo din? sino umutot?
Kris: (piercing glance at the fat guy) panis na ang pizza ko. wala na.
Me: hindi naman poisonous ang utot di ba?
Eunice: may namamatay sa utot, ano ka ba! naku, baka malason tayo…
Kris: toxic na ito!
OJ: (seriously scared) uyyy, sabihin niyo kung nandito na yung utot… may sipon ako… hindi ko maamoy... ayoko pa mamatay. hu-hu-hu...
Ahh.. Civility is all well and good, and it is nice to know how to react to embarrassing situations. But we are not supposed to stop having fun just because somebody farted.
He-he.
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